Posted 6 days ago

sixpenceee:

VICTORIAN MOURNING JEWELRY 

During the Victorian era, it was common to wear “mourning jewelry”. This jewelry typically included hair from deceased loved one.

The deceased loved one’s hair would be carefully arranged within the brooch, often creating intricate pictures or designs.

Hair was considered to be an ideal keepsake, since it does not break down over time.

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The top one looks like Groot. I want it.

Posted 1 week ago

Some sort of cat snake

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 2 weeks ago
joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT 

OH MY GOD THIS WAS AN ADVENTURE FORM THE START TO THE FINISH 

I’m starting a ouija board collection (seriously) and I would totally buy this.

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

OH MY GOD THIS WAS AN ADVENTURE FORM THE START TO THE FINISH 

I’m starting a ouija board collection (seriously) and I would totally buy this.

(Source: kitschyofficial)

Posted 2 weeks ago
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Posted 3 weeks ago

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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Truly a game of epic storytelling.

Posted 2 months ago

the-amazing-reds-apple-ale:

phd-in-lycanthropy:

My TV screwed up with the show titles like

imagehow can you screw up this bad

imageI dont even know what its suppossed to say

imageTHIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

imageAH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS

imagemy personal favorite

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what?????

imagelook its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man

imagehow do you even screw up this badly????

imagelike how even

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im crying

Nothing about “room of the Apes” or “Journal & Furious”?

Posted 2 months ago

Dexter Machete Order: Season 1, season 2, season 4, season 6, pretend it got canceled after that.

Posted 2 months ago

karlosmadera:

lantern-nevs:

Oh look it’s my friends image

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Okay, so I wrote this status as a joke two years ago and then posted it on Twitter. A few days later someone blurred out my face and posted it on Reddit, since that day it has been shared, reblogged, tweeted and liked, hundreds of thousands of times. 

I have lost out on literally millions of people seeing my name attached to this thing and as a result I’ve lost out on thousands of potential followers across the various social media accounts I maintain. 

This probably wouldn’t piss me off as much if I didn’t write for a living. I pay my rent and feed myself with the money I earn writing stuff like this and this and this and everything on this website. And on a lot of those sites being able to make a few thousand people aware of a new post is like having a fucking superpower.

I know it’s just a stupid joke, but it’s really disheartening as a writer to see this thing getting hundreds of thousands of views everytime some random asshole “finds” it and shares it online because it’s just one of hundreds of other things I’ve written and to be honest, I don’t even think it was that funny. 

If you really want to share this image, at least share the version I originally posted so that if someone thinks it’s funny, they can at least see who I am and check out the other things I write

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 2 months ago

Let’s not mince words: the Men’s Rights Movement is a hate group

doc-sarge:

Every since Friday’s shooting, in which 22-year-old Elliot Rodger killed three people in his apartment and six more on the street, I’ve been reading about the “Men’s Rights Movement” more closely than I ever had before. Perhaps I was naive, but I really didn’t expect them to have so much in common with the Aryan Nation.

Like two days ago I interviewed a former white supremacist for an article, and he explained the technique they used to indoctrinate people: there’s the “bait and switch,” where they promise that they’re a “white pride” movement but then spend all their time talking shit about the “other” that they hate. There’s the “appeal to conspiracy”, where they explain that there is a truth that no one else knows that you are now privy to. There’s the promise of exceptions: “All black people are n*****s, except Rodney, I work with him, he’s cool.” The scary thing about these kinds of movements is that they appeal to broken, scared, lonely people: the guy described his younger self as scared, lonely, hating himself.

All that shit applies to r/redpill, one of the subreddits devoted to men’s rights activism.

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Posted 3 months ago

cracked:

31 Awesome Movies Made by Mashing Up Bad Ones

This is the best because Howard even kind of looks like Emilio Esteves.