Complete Bibliography

Books

Non-fiction

The Book of Word Records (Adams Media, 2013)
Cracked.com – The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn’t Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew (Plume, 2013 – Contributor)

Fiction

Other Gods (Hex Press, 2016)

Cracked.com

  1. 6 Statistically Full of S#!t Dangers The Media Loves to Hype 11/12/2010
  2. 10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums 12/13/2010
  3. 5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.) 1/10/2011
  4. 5 Hollywood Secrets That Explain Why So Many Movies Suck 2/21/2011
  5. 6 Supervillain Devices You Can Make At Home 3/6/2011
  6. 6 Songs That Were Decades Ahead of ‘Groundbreaking’ Music 4/10/2011
  7. 7 Hotly Debated Movie Questions That Totally Have Answers 4/17/2011
  8. 8 Creepy Video Game Urban Legends (That Happen to Be True) 4/30/2011
  9. 7 Bizarre Advances in Animal Cyborg Technology 5/9/2011
  10. 10 Famous Unsolved Mysteries Easily Explained by Science 05/9/2011
  11. 7 Insane Easter Eggs Hidden in Movies and TV Shows 5/25/2011
  12. 6 Glitches That Accidentally Invented Modern Gaming 6/7/2011
  13. 7 Action Figures That Managed to Ruin Great Characters 6/15/2011
  14. 5 Ways Your Telecom Company is Screwing You 6/25/2011
  15. The Worst Idea in the History of Theme Restaurants 7/9/2011
  16. 7 Video Game Easter Eggs We Wish Were Never Found: Classic 7/25/2011
  17. 5 Projects You Won’t Believe the US Government Is Working On 7/28/2011
  18. 6 Silly Sounding Jobs That Are Way Harder Than You Think 7/29/2011
  19. 5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2 8/9/2011
  20. The 7 Creepiest Old School Robots 9/8/2011
  21. 7 Famous ‘Unsolved’ Mysteries (Science Solved Years Ago) 9/12/2011
  22. 7 Classic Movies You Didn’t Know Were Rip-Offs 10/3/2011
  23. 6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Favorite Video Games 10/6/2011
  24. The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden in Popular Video Games 10/25/2011
  25. 6 Scary Tricks That Amazed Us As Kids (Explained By Science) 10/26/2011
  26. 6 Happy Endings That Accidentally Screwed The Movie’s Hero 11/14/2011
  27. The 36 Worst Action Figures From Iconic Toy Lines 12/21/2011
  28. 7 Theories on Time That Would Make Doc Brown’s Head Explode 2/11/2012
  29. The 5 Ballsiest Easter Eggs Hidden in Video Games 3/26/2012
  30. 5 Internet Annoyances That Are Way Older Than the Internet 5/23/2012
  31. 5 Ridiculous Origins of Famous Urban Legends 5/2/2012
  32. The 6 Worst Ideas Nearly Included in Great Video Games 9/18/2012
  33. The 6 Most Mind-Blowing (and Pointless) Gaming Achievements 10/8/2012
  34. The 6 Most Eerily Convincing Ghost Videos on YouTube 10/24/2012
  35. The 6 Creepiest Glitches in Famous Video Games (Part 2) 10/28/2012
  36. 5 Modern Horror Scenes Ripped Out of History Books 10/29/2012
  37. 6 Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories About Kids’ Cartoons 11/13/2012
  38. 5 Mind-Blowing Academic Theories as Taught by Classic Movies 12/3/2012
  39. 4 Cringe-Worthy Errors Published by Respected Publications 12/4/2012
  40. Why the World’s Most Advanced Robot Is Going to Kill Us All 3/8/2013
  41. 6 Hidden Glitches That Make Famous Video Games Way Better 5/7/2013
  42. The 7 Creepiest Hacks of Popular Video Games 6/10/2013
  43. 5 Conspiracy Theories That Are Shockingly Easy to Debunk 6/6/2013
  44. 6 Creepy Glitches Hidden in Famous Video Games (Pt. 3) 10/22/2013
  45. The 6 Creepiest Easter Eggs Hidden in Video Games (Part 2) 10/24/2013
  46. The 10 Biggest Password Mistakes People Make 11/27/2013
  47. 4 Futuristic Inventions That Will Make Us Look Like Dorks 12/2/2013
  48. 4 People Whose Schemes Hilariously Blew Up In Their Faces 3/3/2014
  49. 5 Reasons Nicolas Cage’s New Film Will Be Crazier Than Usual 6/8/2014
  50. 4 Ridiculous Monsters Who Are Getting Their Own Horror Films 9/30/2014
  51. 7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs We Wish We Never Found 10/21/2014
  52. 6 Video Game Glitches Scarier Than Anything Done on Purpose 10/24/2014
  53. 4 Insane Theories People Still Believe About the Nazis 12/7/2014
  54. 6 Dumb Ways Companies Tried to Excuse Their Own Idiocy 12/16/2014
  55. 5 Movie and TV Trends You’ll Start to Hate In 2015 1/2/2015
  56. 7 Awesome Things Lurking In the Code of Famous Video Games 1/10/2015
  57. 5 Horror Movie Plots You Won’t Believe Actually Happened 1/15/2015
  58. 4 Insane Celebrity Belongings You Won’t Believe You Can Buy 1/23/2015
  59. 5 Products Designed to Control You When You’re Drunk as Hell 2/25/2015
  60. 4 Iconic Parts of Suburbs That Are Going Away Forever 3/26/2015
  61. 7 Unrealistic Movie Scenes Recreated by Accident 3/27/2015
  62. 6 Movie Websites That Prove The 1990s Were Insane 4/7/2015
  63. 6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn’t Understand Politics 4/15/2015
  64. 6 Reckless Acts Of Child Endangerment By Action Heroes 5/29/2015
  65. Third-World America: 5 Insane Realities Of Appalachia 8/9/2015
  66. 7 Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs You’ll Wish We Never Found 10/28/2015
  67. Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is 8/27/2016

 

Film School Rejects

  1. A Dragon-Gilded Treasure Trove of Other Fantasy Movies Featuring the Cast of ‘Harry Potter’ 7/14/2011
  2. What the Hell? 7 Depictions of the Underworld in Film 7/21/2011
  3. 6 (Non-3D) Movie Gimmicks from The Warped Mind of William Castle 7/28/2011
  4. The Gender Gap: 6 Gratuitous Instances of Full Frontal Male Nudity in Film 8/4/2011
  5. 6 Great Horror Franchises That Sequels Eventually Ruined 8/11/2011
  6. 7 Incredibly Surprising Roles From Typecasted Actors 8/18/2011
  7. 6 Awesomely Bad CGI Sequences in Bigger Budget Movies 8/25/2011
  8. Six Films with Insane Time Loops 9/1/2011
  9. The Hidden Real People Behind 6 Famous Comedians 9/29/2011
  10. 10 Famous Films That Surprisingly Fail The Bechdel Test 11/11/2013
  11. 6 Things the Film Industry Doesn’t Want You to Know About 11/13/2013
  12. I Have Never Seen an Indiana Jones Movie 8/14/2014
  13. 5 Actors Who Tried to Make Comebacks and Failed Miserably 8/19/2014
  14. I Have Never Seen Stephen King’s ‘IT’ 8/20/2014
  15. 5 Movie Sequels Everyone Hates (That A Lot of People Love) 8/27/2014
  16. I Have Never Seen ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ 8/28/2014
  17. I Have Never Seen RoboCop 9/4/2014
  18. 4 Famous Movie Curses Made Creepier By Coincidence 9/9/2014
  19. I Have Never Seen Annie Hall 9/11/2014
  20. 7 Movies Where Sean Bean Doesn’t Die 9/17/2014
  21. I Have Never Seen Dumbo 9/19/2014
  22. 4 Movies That Improve Upon Their Source Material 9/26/2014
  23. I Have Never Seen ‘Rocky’ 9/30/2014
  24. 5 Horror Remakes That Are Better Than the Original 10/1/2014
  25. I Have Never Seen ‘Hocus Pocus’ 10/3/2014
  26. The 8 Greatest Movie Monster Reveals 10/9/2014
  27. I Have Never Seen The Monster Squad 10/14/2014
  28. I Have Never Seen ‘The Town That Dreaded Sundown’ 10/20/2014
  29. 7 Deeply Bizarre Horror Shorts to Watch on YouTube 10/24/2014
  30. 6 Deeply Bizarre (Animated!) Horror Shorts to Watch on YouTube 10/28/2014
  31. I Have Never Seen ‘Pumpkinhead’ 10/31/2014
  32. I Have Never Seen ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ 11/3/2014
  33. 5 Movies With Better Endings Than The Book 11/5/2014
  34. I Have Never Seen ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ 11/10/2014
  35. 7 War Movies for People Who Don’t Like War Movies 11/11/2014
  36. I Have Never Seen ‘Tron’ 11/18/2014
  37. 5 Bad Guys Who Deserve Their Own Movies 11/19/2014
  38. The 5 Most Pointless Scenes in Big Budget Movie History 12/3/2014
  39. I Have Never Seen ‘The Rocketeer’ 12/5/2014
  40. 7 Times Great Trailers Tricked Us Into Watching Terrible Movies 12/9/2014
  41. I Have Never Seen ‘Scrooged’ 12/11/2014
  42. I Have Never Seen ‘White Christmas’ 12/24/2014
  43. 4 Director’s Cuts That Are Worse Than The Original 1/8/2015
  44. 5 Movies That Reused The Soundtracks of Other Movies 1/15/2015
  45. The 12 Weirdest Times Movies Were Turned Into Video Games 1/22/2015
  46. 5 Good Found Footage Movies That Are More Than Just a Gimmick 1/30/2015
  47. 4 Made-Up Movie Languages That Aren’t Made Up At All 2/12/2015
  48. 10 Potentially Great Movies You’ll Never Get To See 2/27/2015
  49. 6 Iconic Movie Objects That Almost Ended Up Completely Different 3/12/2015

 

Mental Floss

  1. 5 News Stories That Sound Like Horror Movie Plots 6/22/2012
  2. 18 Bizarre Self-Proclaimed Capitals of the World 7/24/2012
  3. 11 Scary Evil Monsters From World Religions 8/15/2012
  4. 13 Disturbing Pieces of Art from History 8/20/2012
  5. 13 Disturbing Works of Art by Female Artists 9/15/2012
  6. 12 Proposed U.S. States That Didn’t Make the Cut 9/27/2012
  7. 11 Book Sequels You Probably Didn’t Know Existed 10/11/2012
  8. Beyond Black Friday: The 7 Black Days of the Week 11/23/2012
  9. 6 Pieces of Folksy Wisdom That Are Actually True 11/26/2012
  10. 12 Letters That Didn’t Make the Alphabet 12/13/2012
  11. 13 Disturbing News Stories You Probably Missed 12/18/2012
  12. 5 Other Americans Who Were Kinda, Sorta President 2/18/2013
  13. 10 Lesser-Known U.S. Coins 3/16/2013
  14. 6 Weird Theories on Early Human Intelligence 4/3/2013
  15. The True Stories Behind 11 Famous Sideshow Performers 4/15/2013
  16. The 7 Longest Messages Sent into Space 12/2/2013
  17. 5 Dates You Won’t Find on Your Calendar 1/1/2014
  18. 6 Weird Animal Phenomena Investigated by Science 2/27/2014

 

The Robot’s Voice (formerly Topless Robot)

  1. 16 Completely Inappropriate Things Hidden in Video Games 4/19/2013
  2. The 14 Crappiest Marvel Action Figures of the Modern Era 8/28/2013
  3. The Eight Most Worthless Cheats in Video Game History 10/7/2013
  4. 9 Insane Movie Trailers from the Grindhouse Horror Era 3/3/2014
  5. 7 Terrifying Video Games You Can Play for Free 5/6/2014

 

The Smoking Jacket (Defunct)

  1. Five Bizarre Musical Instruments that People Built at Home 9/27/2011
  2. Don’t Hate: Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like the South 10/3/2011
  3. Five Bizarre Killing Sprees that Never Got Solved 10/27/2011
  4. Don’t Hate Bad Food 1/11/2012

 

Man Cave Daily

  1. The Most Common Names in Movies Aren’t So Common 8/27/2013
  2. Black and White and Eigengrau All Over: The True Stories of Invented Colors 12/2/2014

 

TopTenz

  1. Top 10 Weirdest X-Men Action Figures 1/28/2013
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